the next miss congeniality

"this may sound selfish, but this is my story. i choose how it will end."

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

MY POINT EXACTOFUCKLY

(via asvprock)

cyberfgt:

i seriously need friends all i do all day is lay in bed what the fuck

baby:a-a...a....a--
mom:apple? :)
baby:a... at...
baby:ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

christinagrimmie-daily:

NEW PHOTOSHOOT | HD quality

its grimmie baby

christinasfrands:

Here is a longer clip of the Must Be Love Preview!

Just Dance Suggestion →

fire-blast-pegasus:

To the people who made Just Dance.

Please, I would like to see a YouTuber edition, maybe with the following.

Shane Dawson - Superluv
Lindsey Stirling - Crystallise
The Yogscast - Diggy Diggy Hole (non-remix)
Jacksfilms - Rap: Your Grammar Sucks
Epic Rap Battles of History - Bill Gates VS…

LETS MAKE THIS FUCKING HAPPEN

jennette-mccurdy:

Sam Puckett’s first and last words

"Say you’re sorry" - iPilot | "GET OUT" - iGoodbye

"You a cop?" - #Pilot | "Yes you should" - #GettinWiggy

idek im so sad

bigtimerushx:

Did anyone else just lose it at this scene? omg i cant.

im crying dude

takemeback-:

1sabel:

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

hockey season starts

salted caramel lattes at starbucks

(Source: this-tragic-affair, via spork)

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